CLICHES, CLAPTRAP IN PARIS PIECE

05/04/2003 Page: M7 Section: Travel LETTERS

Yesterday I looked forward to coming home from work and finishing up the Sunday Globe, especially the Travel section, and I was shocked - shocked! - at the article "How to win friends and influence Parisians" (April 27).

I have no problem at all reading criticisms of Americans' behavior overseas, but couldn't Ethan Gilsdorf have done better than to trot out the same old, tired cliches? Or if he couldn't do better, couldn't he have at least presented them in a clever way, a la P.J. O'Rourke? Do you really think that Globe travel readers are so unsophisticated?

An ad hominem attack against Mr. Gilsdorf: He's spent too much time among the French.

The French do a lot of things well - I can't resist their food, and Paris is an amazing city. However, when it comes to really good critiques of America, they are, like Mr. Gilsdorf's article, hackneyed. "Les cowboys!" "Down with McDonald's!" "Americans just don't understand complex issues." Blah, blah, blah. And their sense of humor is just a little too influenced by such comedic marvels as Jerry Lewis.

See? I can be cliched, too!

I could have read that claptrap anywhere on the Internet.

MacKENZIE MALCOLM Boston